Where Southern Swirl Meets Global Wonder

Forget everything you thought you knew about sorbet. At Wonky’s Not So Famous Treats,

we’ve taken tradition, dipped it in sass, and served it in thick, luscious, hand-sliced blocks.

This is Wonky-style sorbet—dairy-free, flavor-dripping, Vegan-friendly

and freakishly fabulous.

🍧 Welcome to the Sorbet Side of Wonky's

🎉 The Flavors You Didn’t Know You Needed

Each sorbet is crafted with bold ingredients, unforgettable textures, and flavors that hit like a Southern auntie’s Sunday sermon—sweet, fiery, and full of love.

🍇 Muscadine Native Berry

🍿 Pecan Praline Popcorn

Sticky, buttery caramel meets toasted pecan and crunchy popcorn in a finger-licking masterpiece made for sweet rebels.

🌽 Boil & Buzz

Sweet corn sorbet with a honey chili glaze and a parmesan-dusted crisp chicken skin. Yep, you read that right. Savory. Sweet. Southern genius.

Juicy burst of Southern pride—muscadine grapes, fresh blueberries, Kyoto grape, spices and syrup that drips like good gossip.

🌌 Southern Galaxy

Blackberry, lemon, and lavender swirl in this celestial scoop—a color storm with tart and floral notes, glazed in fruity syrup.

🥥 Butter Pecan Coconut

A dreamy, dairy-free indulgence made with velvety coconut cream, studded with slow-roasted pecans. Creamy, nutty, and Southern-soul satisfying in every scoop.

“Yes, They’re AI Images. And Yes, You’ll Still Wanna Lick the Screen.”

Oh, you caught us. We used AI to make our frozen dreams look extra juicy. But guess what? The real-life slices are just as wild, wet, sticky, crunchy, creamy, and straight-up irresistible.

We don’t need filters when we’ve got flavors like Butter Pecan Coconut, Boil & Buzz, and Cotton Candy Craze doing the most. AI helped us visualize. Real fruit, southern hustle, and heaping spoonfuls of “Y’all ain’t ready for this” made it real.

So if you’re mad these images look too good to be true… wait ‘til you taste what’s coming out the Wonky kitchen. 💅

🍭 Cotton Candy Craze

Blue cotton candy base with rainbow fluff, strawberry glaze, and glittery candy chaos. Because subtlety is overrated.

🖤 Black Gold

Rich black walnut folds into dark molasses and smoky bourbon vanilla, all swirled with activated charcoal. It’s depth, danger, and dessert in one slice.

🍫 Dirt Don’t Hurt

Pure throwback bliss: rich chocolate coconut base layered with rivers of fudge, cookie crumbles, and those chewy candy “worms” you secretly still crave. Childhood, upgraded.

🔥 Memphis, We’re Not Following—We’re Flipping the Script

You’ve seen the fancy frozen blocks in Dubai and TikTok’s Gelatotti Roma. But here in Memphis? We do it the Wonky way—inspired by the world, rooted in the South, and made for tastebuds that are ready to rumble.

📍 Catch Us at These Flavor-Forward Events

💃 Open Genre 901 Celebration – Sept 1
🍄 Mushroom Festival – Sept 14
🎉 MMDC Taste of The District – Oct 1

Pull up, grab a slice, and feel the hype. Limited batches. Extreme drama. No chill.

🛍️ Taste It. Love It. Tell Everyone.

Hit that contact form or find us in person. Wonky’s new sorbet lineup is here to bring the noise. And the drip. And the sticky fingers.

🎉 The Wait is Over, Memphis!
Get ready for the most juicy, drippy, and Southern-grown sorbet of the season — Muscadine Native Berry 🍇💜

This rich grape & blueberry swirl is a spicy pleasure that is only here for a short time.

🗓️ Available Starting Sept 1
📦 Pre-packaged pints available in select locations
🛒 Order online while supplies last

Seasonal. Limited. Legendary.
When it’s gone... it’s gone. Don’t sleep on this Southern phenomenon.

CALL , WE MAY DELIVER

702-996-6597